I am so jealous of the Aussie chicks. The totally relaxed way they talk, their smiling simplicity and their incredible confidence… Sounds weird coming from a French girl? Let me explain.

I’ll try to belt out a few general characteristics that define why Australian girls are so pretty damn cool …

FRIENDSHIP
Aussie girls: 1 – French girls: 0
The typical Australian girl has a solid group of FEMALE mates. She understands only a sociopath would utter the words, “I prefer the company of men.” And that’s great, because men really suck, don’t they? On the other hand, French girls are real bitches. Not that we’re mean people (well, maybe we are…) who are trying to be rude (or maybe we are…), it’s just that our social structures are different.

While the Aussie girl aspires to have bunches of friends she can borrow clothes from, go shopping with and occasionally get smashed with, the French girl consider all other chicks as potential threads that will steal the males’ attention away. Although I am still trying to figure it out, my opininion is that this pervasive rivalry among French women is probably the result of France’s age-old cult of séduction and femmes fatales. There is no sisterhood in France (actually the word doesn’t even exist).

MEN
Aussie girls: 1 – French girls: 0
Seriously, who cares about men? Certainly not the aussies!

LOOK
Aussie girls: 1 – French girls: n/a
You believed French women were the most gorgeous, didn’t you? Well, girls in Australia, they might not have Zara nor H&M, but they have tons of really cool designers I had never heard of before. And they are totally crazy about fashion. No, but seriously, crazy about it! That being said, it’s not uncommon for them to wear a t-shirt with nothing underneath… Anyway, they have much better tans!

PHILOSOPHY
Aussie girls: 1 – French girls: 0
The Australian girl is an optimist. She believe that being happy with yourself and confortable in your own skin will make you far more beautiful. And as corny as it sounds, it’s true.