Ready for an extreme opposite-of-glamour testosterone explosion? Okay, so let’s do this, I’m totally up for it.

Do you remember Marge’s 4WD in The Simpsons? Large, red, said to have space for over thirty passengers as well as the driver? When Marge uses it, she develops road rage.

Well, we found it. Yes…The Canyonero, in the desert, near Dubai!

Oh, and here are the pics of our own “road rage” in the sand dunes.

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Okay, I’ll stop it with the silliness. Seriously though, Dubai is crazy, nothing sounds real or even vaguely sustainable there. And I promise to take more photos of the skyline next time. We’ve gotta make that happen with some helicopter rides!!!